Scooping The "Poo"
After The "I Do"
"...and they lived happily ever after...my husband's parents actually rode away from their wedding ceremony in a manure spreader! Yes, it's a fact! What wedded bliss that must have been! Hmmm...I wonder if the sign on the back read "Just Married" or "Just Marital Bliss Eau De Toilette" or possibly "Pile of Poo-Comin' Thru"...
It makes one visually ponder the fact that most marriages start with a little poo tagging along behind, and like a manure spreader, we immediately start spreading it far and wide.
So, hop on the humor train, let's take a ride. Hang on! Here we go! It's gonna get messy!" (book - Intro)
Coming Soon! Scooping The Poo, After The I Do